This morning is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just wild. I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't website question this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a suit. It looked totally normal. You might say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Seriously We Don't Think This!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This can't be real, right?

• I'm shocked
• There has to be an explanation
• Is anyone else seeing this?

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't think what just happened. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this massive cat came out of nowhere. It was wearing a gold coin! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I swear this is {thefact. This story appears to be incredibly unrealistic, I almost doubt it's real..

• Perhaps it was a illusion? {I just can't explain this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely ridiculous. I don't believe what they've just heard. It's like adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.